A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of Dr Pepper. It’s Dr. Pepper that does all that. Never mind. I thought I was missing a man in my life . . .it's Dr Pepper that I miss. Water only for me.